"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
I don’t like that painful feeling in the back of my throat when I’m swallowing tears.